MOTHERFUCKER

[Shonan Dachi]

How many chicks have you fucked that were moms?

I have recently taken this a step further...and totally expect accolades, awards and all sorts of different ribbons and medals.

After a night of passion, love, snoring and beer farts the chick made an admission of sorts.

"Ive got kids"

Me "yeah no worries"

"But theyve got kids too"........................

[KansaiVet]

An old Ex of mine wanted to come over on Saturday with her 2 year old. I put the kabosh on that most ricky tik.

She found a baby sitter and came over on Sunday alone.

[Scott-o]

I'm sorry, but based on the topic of the thread I must post this for those that haven't seen it.

[EDITED > See post below]

[KinkiDude]

I'm sorry, but based on the topic of the thread I must post this for those that haven't seen it.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/72434/saturda ... r-censored

Goddamn Hulu. Only viewable from the US. Does anyone have a workaround for these assholes? Several TV networks do this too. Pisses me off. Tried using a proxy, but nothing I've tried works...

[KinkiDude]

Holy crap, anonymizer works! Might be worth actually paying for. LOL

[bomboy]

Zero for me. However, last week I tried to break that run. For the first time I know of, I gaver 110% to shag a mom. Chrome and I worked pretty hard but it came down to the end of the night and moms friend jumped into a cab. Too bad really, this mom was pretty hot and very horny. Tickled the berries under the table in the lounge and mentioned she had cash for a hotel (allowance from a rich husband for a night out). Still, she knows when and where Chrome and I hang out if she ever gets that feeling again.

[Scott-o]

For those unable to watch Hulu, this may work:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/ ... d/1103443/

[kuroneko]

None so far. The closest I got was once with this girl who I had met a couple of times in a bar, made out etc, and decided to escalate to the next level, so I offered to walk her home. Once we got there, I invited myself in without asking and peeled off her clothes in the genkan. Just as I pulled off the final layer and she was standing there naked, I hear "Mama, okaeri!" WTF? And running out of the bedroom comes her baby daughter. So, as you do, I said hi, pretended her mum wasn't standing there naked in the hallway, made my excuses and left.

(Edited for anonymity reasons)

[randomcow]

hahahah dude WTF alright! That's gotta be essay-worthy!

RC

[Spanx]

Who was watching the kid while mom was at the bar? Maybe you could've done the babysitter too.

[Yoked]

Who was watching the kid while mom was at the bar? Maybe you could've done the babysitter too.

Good point. How old was this kid?!

By the way, one mom for me. I think I posted an essay about it a while back.

[Chrome]

Oh shit LOL

Well, at least "daddy" wasn't home instead but you probably could have taken him.

The look on both of their faces was probably priceless.

[Spanx]

One of the mothers I dated had a daughter that was half Japanese and half Australian. A really cute little girl, but when the three of us went out for dinner the little girl liked me so much it was kind of uncomfortable. It turns out the father had died of an illness a couple years prior and the daughter was kind of substituting me in. I had to end it quickly. I wasn't about to become substitute daddy.

[Samurai]

Oyako-donburi
Ever heard about it?
Or even tried?

It is a rice bowl with egg(s) and chiken.
Egg(s)(i.e. child(ren)) and its mother.

[Samurai]

>Egg(s)(i.e. child(ren)) and its mother.

They are in the same bowl and you eat'em all.

[Shonan Dachi]

Oyako-donburi
Ever heard about it?
Or even tried?

It is a rice bowl with egg(s) and chiken.
Egg(s)(i.e. child(ren)) and its mother.Samurai

>Egg(s)(i.e. child(ren)) and its mother.

They are in the same bowl and you eat'em all.

Now that was fucken funny.

[Oscar]

Oyako-donburi
Ever heard about it?
Or even tried?

Never done it.
Sisters, yeah. Mother/daughter combo, no.

[Bairen]

I've done the sisters thing, but never the oyako.

[Defiant Jim]

This thread is absolute filth! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

7 is my count, yeah that’s right you slackers, the result of ‘teaching’ a group of young housewives who subsequently recommended me to their friends and their friends etc. Not sure if they all knew about each other (I think at least one did because she was quite open about it) but it made for some interesting situations.

One was pregnant with her second child and would lactate all over the place whenever she was on top. Not sure if I liked it but was freaked out at the time.

Another woman who I stayed with would often sneak into my room while her husband and kids slept next door.

The weirdest was one woman who thought nothing of making out in front of her kids. They were old enough to know that mommy was doing something with sensei but it got very bad when she started grinding against me while her kids looked on with shocked little faces.

Never had sisters though