That boy Josh doing it up...

[RR645]

Is this that boy Ghettocities Josh?

http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/02/06/cops-stop-josh-sehrer/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+JapanProbe+(Japan+Probe)

[kitsune]

what a champ. class act all the way, that young man.



Edit: sarcasm above has always been my gut reaction to his style of white-trash hustling, but the more I see about him the more he is really starting to warm a place in my heart.

[KansaiVet]

This guy is kinda my home boy so I gotta cut him some slack. He is from a town not so far from where I lived for 12 years. But Man...


What's with the grill? Put your hat on straight and pull your pants up already too...

[tokyobloke]

What's with the grill? Put your hat on straight and pull you pants up already too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

[Kza]

Someone mind explaing who he is? Whats his stee-lo? The video doesnt say much...

[Rza]

This guy is kinda my home boy so I gotta cut him some slack...

[BenderX]

nice grill

[KansaiVet]

Someone mind explaing who he is? Whats his stee-lo? The video doesnt say much...

He used to or maybe still has a web site called "ghettocities" touting some merchandise mainly clothes if I remember correctly. His stories though were basically of how much of a pimp he was ( like just about every other Gaijin in Japan worth half a crap ) which was fine. However he tended to tell battle reports whilst belittling the women a bit who were nice enough to fuck him and also scamming them.

That and he posted a few pics/videos of these poor girls online for all to view. That was crossing the line in my opinion.

He tends to pop in and out of Japan on tourist visas and live the life as best he can from his savings all year from whatever job he does back home and a little "hustling" in Japan.

[KansaiVet]

Here is a link to his site. Bairen if you don't want this up here feel free to delete it. KV.


http://www.ghettocitiesclothing.com/


Per Josh, "How to hustle Japanese women."

http://www.ghettocitiesclothing.com/hustle.html

[KansaiVet]

Josh...

"I'm not feeling good/headache" con artistry

Japanese girls will ask if they can get you anything if you tell them that your head hurts "atama itai." When you are doing this because you are starving make sure you ask for more than you can eat and food items from a store that won't necessarily spoil, then you can throw the food and drinks in your backpack and potentially have a dinner for later on. After you feast you can explain to your girl that you feel better and if you have been following the headache con rather than the stomach ache "onaka itai," you'll be able to have sex with her, especially if she thinks this will make you feel better.

[KansaiVet]

and this little gem...]


"Yen envelope" con artistry

First what you need to do is go online, find Japan penpal websites, Japan chatrooms and really whatever you can do to communicate with Japanese people. Once finding a Japanese person and after a brief chat with them you tell them that you are "doing a project for school about Japan," and maybe drop little notes on some bullshit about you loving koi ponds, temples and gyoza (even though it's Chinese.) After this your person(s) will be interested and say that's great. At this time ask the person if they would be willing to help you out, they'll say, "yes" and after they do, tell them that you need to have some Japanese coins for your school project and say something like, "to show my classmates how beautiful Japan is, even their money is beautiful." or something cheesy like that. At this time tell them it'd be great if they could send you the following: (a) 1 yen coin, (a) 10 yen coin, (a) 100 yen coin, (a) 500yen coin, (a) 1,000yen bill, to you via snailmail (regular mail,) and they will mail you the money. All Japanese people have tons of money, atleast everyone can spare 16.00 dollars. Now this is the fun part.

There are about 125,570,000 people in Japan. If each of them sent you 1611yen that would be $2,022,932,700.00 dollars. $2,022,932,700.00 Is your potential, you have potential of getting that amount of money, but check it, the beautiful part is, say you just do this hustle all day, for a week and you end up with 100 people sending you 16.00, well genius that is 1,600.00 dollars! And any beggars like myself would do a lot of crazy shit for 1,600.00 dollars, five days of sitting on a computer practicing your Japanese? Count us all in.

[KansaiVet]

finally this soulful endeavor...


"I lost my wallet" con artistry

In the summer of 2003 I wanted to see if it was possible to somehow go to Tokyo, Japan and survive for 23 days with a budget of $200.00 dollars. I imagined it was going to be difficult but after some time thinking, while in Tokyo, I came up with a great idea and that was to tell the Japanese girls I met, girls I've been with before and contacts that, "I lost my wallet on the train." It worked to say the least, every single day I'd have girls pay for my train tickets so that I could go skate, then they'd pay for lunch and whatever else I'd get during that time, I'd return to my friends house, call up a different girl, go out to dinner, then after I'd get like, drinks and sex during karaoke or free drinks all night in a nightclub and either a love hotel or more sex at Japanese girls' apartments and houses. This was a great con because I didn't have to say anything like, "I'll pay you back," or "I only brought so much," because they assumed I didn't have a wallet at all and when they noticed I did have money I told them my friends were loaning me money so that I could have train money to go see (the person who was questioning my money.) It worked out great though, I'd meet girls at nightclubs, hang out with them and two days later I'd tell them the same thing, worked again, more free dinners, more free drinks to try to cheer me up, more free nights of partying on everyone else's tabs and yeah being in Japan for 23 days on a budget of only 200.00 dollars was one of the easiest things I've ever done in my life.

[Orgasmo]

Surely this must be some sort of put on? Part of a reality TV program with a title like "BIG IN JAPAN" or something? This guy can't be for real.

[Bairen]

He's probably real. But what a moron.

[KansaiVet]

This is almost sad to watch... and embarassing.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/trashibuya/3645607813/

[Unggoy]

An example of how not to be.

Playing games for sex or companionship is part of life but taking people's money or food is just theft. One hopes that he just has a deformed sense of humour, otherwise he is a cretin who should be disowned.

[KansaiVet]

I almost hope that Josh is/was trying to pull a very unsuccessful "Ali G" type thing. Make people think that is how he is but in reality...

Don't think that he is that bright though.

[KinkiDude]

And yet, everyone's talking about him.
He's getting exactly what he set out to do. LOL

[KansaiVet]

This is too funny... You know what I'm saying?




As I sat in Gas Panic alone it was pretty dark and I still had my sunglasses on, you know what i'm saying? I didn't want anyone to be able to see me but then sure enough, and this shit was funny, like I'd just be looking out at the dance floor (if you could even call it that,) and every ten minutes or so a different girl would come up to the table I was at and kind of just lean against it, waiting for me to talk to them but I'm a fucking pimp, you know what i'm saying? I don't work my way up to the top only to work my way back down, you know what I'm saying?

[randomcow]

And yet, everyone's talking about him.
He's getting exactly what he set out to do. LOL

*bump*

RC