"I want to have sex."
"Um, I've gotta be going home now."
"Can I come too?"
"Um, well, I need to clean my house."
"I'm good at cleaning!"
"Nah, it's really dirty. I haven't done OSOJI."
"I'm *really* good. You can ask xxxx-ko, I cleaned her house. It had rooms full of things since her husband passed away."
"haha you have references? Wow."
"And we'll have sex"
"When you've finished cleaning."
"I'm good at blowjobs too."
"Ok ok let's go."
* * * * *
And now I have a nice clean house.
RC
PS She was 37. I wouldn't have fucked her otherwise.
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The Barter
by randomcow on Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:47 pm
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Re: The Barter
by shakuhachi on Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:49 pm
Sounds like a sick perversion of sexual relations between men and women. Sex for housework? What ever happened to sex for English conversation?
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Re: The Barter
by randomcow on Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:55 pm
shakuhachi wrote:Sounds like a sick perversion of sexual relations between men and women. Sex for housework? What ever happened to sex for English conversation?
When the financial crisis began more than a year ago girls in Tokyo realised that they all already speak English.
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Re: The Barter
by KansaiVet on Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:48 pm
Awesome... 
You are in Japan for crying out loud!
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Re: The Barter
by RR645 on Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:11 am
randomcow wrote:
"And we'll have sex"
"When you've finished cleaning."
"I'm good at blowjobs too."
"Ok ok let's go."
Was the blowjob worth letting her clean your house?
"Uh, basically, I'm still a monster,
Till the fat lady sings, I come to kill the opera"
Till the fat lady sings, I come to kill the opera"
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Re: The Barter
by randomcow on Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:16 am
The scale-tipper was that she was going to clean my house. Her BJ was good, but I've had better.
I went away to the gym for an hour and came back and she was still working.
RC
I went away to the gym for an hour and came back and she was still working.
RC
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Re: The Barter
by bomboy on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:52 pm
I went away to the gym for an hour and came back and she was still working.
You might as well leave Japan now. I really feel there is not much left for you there, and actually feel your presence is needed in such places as Iran and Ethiopia.
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Re: The Barter
by skillskull on Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:52 pm
Josh'd be proud of you. 
My mother is my sister.
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Re: The Barter
by randomcow on Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:18 pm
Ok I'm gonna make you proud of me again. Let me start another thread.
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Re: The Barter
by RR645 on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:52 am
Whenever I feel myself slipping I am just going to open this thread and read that conversation. Fucking golden.
"Uh, basically, I'm still a monster,
Till the fat lady sings, I come to kill the opera"
Till the fat lady sings, I come to kill the opera"
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Re: The Barter
by kitsune on Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:21 pm
did she scrub your bathtub (including curtains)? they needed it.
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Re: The Barter
by randomcow on Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:24 am
She used this spray which seems to have cleaned it quite well. Thanks for asking.
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