Denny's: The Leadup to The Barter

[randomcow]

So it came up in conversation at Denny's that I was of Jewish origin, and we were discussing all the food restrictions and whatnot imposed on those of Jewish faith. I also mentioned that when you are young you get an important little part of your body snipped.

Having only been with unsnipped Japanese guys she was quite interested in this part of the conversation.

"heee..... how does it... which part.... isn't that where...."

"you wanna see it?"

"un!"

"Ok come over here"

She sat next to me on the bench at Denny's and I undid my jeans and pulled it out.

RC

[Spanx]

Denny's?

[RR645]

Next thing you know she's cleaning your apartment and begging to blow you... Did I mention I am 1/8th Jewish?

[Kantodude]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO........

This story NEEDS a catchy and funny title to make it all the worthwhile.


"Denny's Penal Tales"
"How to show a girl your penis in a Denny's in three easy steps"
"I pulled out my cock in a Denny's and no I was not playing with myself"
"It happened in Denny's..... well hell she wanted to see it"
"A tale of snipped foreskin"
"The Denny's Dick"
"Dicking around in a Denny's"
"Trouser snake terrorizes local Denny's"
"To boldly display my cock where no cock has been displayed before"

Come on lads add to these..............

[Yoked]

Those are all pretty good titles.

How about:

"Just the Tip"

[KansaiVet]

How about...


"You pay for breakfast and I'll leave the tip."

[Spanx]

How about,

The Denny's Grand SLAM breakfast with a side of Jewish sausage

[Edogaijin]

Club House Penis...hold the mayo.

[Spanx]

Club House Penis...hold the mayo.

Or Club House Mayo... hold the Penis.

[Orgasmo]

Fuckin' classy