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Mothers giving their sons blowjobs

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yes he was and i can vouch for him as we go out drinking every once in a while

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:eh: How did I not hear of this!? I read the Rocky Mountain News everyday. I need to get back to Japan.

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Let's see....
It's wrong for mothers to give their 2-year-old sons blow jobs because....

Well, obviously, look at the potencial consequences to the poor child's mental well being. He may develop a taste for blow jobs from women who look like mothers....

....he could become president. Cool

BTW, how come she was changing diapers on a two-year-old? Do two-year-olds still wear diapers? I forgot.

I don't speak in public how awesome I am. Only in private conversations, izakayas and my Facebook page.

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Some kids start 幼稚園 still in diapers, so yah, a 2 year old in diapers is pretty normal.

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I've been seeing 70 year olds in diapers lately and have lost all track of normal diaper age. Sad

Anyway, if the dumb mother had taken the pic of the blowjob on an old fashioned polaroid and showed it to her friends in a peekaboo from the wallet like in the olden days, she would not have ended up in jail.
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Not that both ideas aren't seriously sick and fucked up, but uh, YOU'D RATHER PUT YOUR MOUTH AROUND YOUR SON'S COCK THAN TO PUT YOUR HAND ON A DOG'S?!! Are you shitting me?!!! Shock Shock Shock

Well I'll admit that it was actually a joke, but just for argument's sake I'd love to hear your answer. The question: if you were forced to choose between blowing your dog and blowing your son which one would you choose? I would choose my infant son.

1) A dog's dick probably tastes like shit, my infant's dick tastes like Johnson and Johnson powder.
2) A dog has hair, infant baby has no pubic hair.
3) An infant cannot ejaculate unless he's reached puberty. A dog might actually ejaculate in your mouth. Totally gay.

On the flip side there's the chance that your son will probably be scarred for life. But who cares really. Is it as bad as that time a bishop touched you or a hobo asked you to fellate him in the abandoned warehouse? Probably not. What's wrong with giving your son a really good story to tell around the campfire at scouts?

BTW I had old hand status before and I don't care to get it or not again unless I have something I would really like to share without every dog fucker and their mom finding out on a public forum.

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The thread that keeps on giving.... Crying

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Ha Ha! I can't believe I read that post. :angry-screaming: :puke-front:

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